Bathroom Loathe

In an earlier post, I mentioned the heinous half bath. Here it is in it's awful glory. It belongs in a Roald Dahl book. Fictional British orphans get punished in this bathroom until they are saved by a peach or Miss Honey.

Although it is horrible, it remains on the bottom of our very long renovation list. I plan to close the door and pretend it's a pantry until mid-January. Did I mention this abomination takes up precious kitchen space? Should we turn it back in to a pantry? Is it wrong to take away a bathroom?

For now, let's mock it. Look at that toilet, it is so close to the wall that no one can actually sit on it. You can't reallysee it in the picture, but the paint is very textured. It looks like an English Muffin. Bacteria nooks and crannies, if you please.

Joking aside, we have some plans for this room. We're replacing the frosted window with a regular one. Who can see you from up there anyway? My mother found a solution to the legroom problem- a toilet that fits in the corner! Still not sure what we're going to do about those nooks and crannies, though. ~E